I know nearly everyone who walks is familiar with the below iconic image. We have been taught that it represents a portion of the road reserved for bike use.
However on closer inspection it is clear (to me) that the being depicted is Not Of This Earth, with its weirdly misshapen head and three mismatched limbs. Also of note are the rings or hoops that provide propulsion using a type of physics well beyond our meager understanding.
You make ask: why have these invaders placed their symbols in nearly every city and town on Earth? After extensive research involving many flagons of mead, I have determined that they are in fact a diabolical map, hiding in plan sight. At some predetermined time a signal will be sent out and the alien invasion triggered. With a clattering of gears and unfurling of leathery wings, the hellish hoards will descend upon us.
God save us, and bring me more mead.
whoisfenton 